Sunday, May 31, 2009

Luke's Un-Godly Remix

Jon and Jen gave Olivia a personalized Veggie Tales CD when she was little. The characters talk to her directly and her name is inserted into the songs- she totally got a kick out of it. When the kids were babysat at local churches while we had our FPU class and the other night when we went out, the kids must have watched Veggie Tales movies...because Luke kept talking about them and telling me these big stories about what they were about. I remembered that we had that CD and figured he might like it, so I hunted it down and it has been on constant rotation in the car ever since.

Luke LOVES the songs- he is sings them all the time- which is great because they all have a good message- a much needed change from "Poker Face" and Flo'Rida! So last night I am making dinner, and in my Sweet Luke fashion, he says, "Thank you Mommy for this nice food." I tell him we should really thank God for the food, and he starts singing the grace that they sing at this Mother's Day Out... Then we all start singing the Veggie Take song about thankful hearts. Then he starts to get silly (shocker!) and starts to sing the "God Is So Good" song from the CD in a silly voice. This in turn makes Olivia crack up and then its all down hill from there. It was only a matter of time before the Potty Humor kicked in.

The lyrics of the song are:
"God is so goooood
God is so goooood
God is so good,
He's so good to Olivia and meeeeee...."

Luke's version when it was all said and done:
God made the pottyyy
God made the pottyyy
God made the potty,
So we can poopy and peeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(Roars of hysterical laughter)
Oh, Lord, help me. I don't think I can handle this brand of humor for 10 more years...


Our life is a bowl of Barry's said...

Well, at least it was a good rhyme....find the silver lining? The way boys brains work are so very different from girls. At least from what I can tell, but I'm only 4 years into THAT difference! Have fun......guess what my word verification is so I can leave this comment? 'Gatipee'
is that like gotapee?

Anonymous said...

I suppose I should start praying for his soul now, rather than later...
That is the funniest little boy in the whole world.


4Hoffman's said...

OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!! I totally LOL!! And hey he's a pretty good rhymer! Maybe an Eminem JR on your hands!! HE HE HE!!